God and Adam Archive

As archived elsewhere.

Borrowed

Adam “I just wanted to say thanks. “

God “People are always saying that, what exactly do you mean?”

Adam “Let me think, I’m not really sure. I guess it’s just nice.”

God “I’m all for that.”

Adam “And thanks for the cherry pie and a Coke, it’s not even Lent.”

God “More jokes, you know how I feel about Lent.”

Adam “Well it’s why they’re looking for their keys under the streetlight.”

God “I know, because it’s brighter over there.”

Adam “Kids. What are you gonna do?”

God “What are you gonna do...”

Adam “I love our time together.”

God “Was there something, or did you just feel like hanging out?”

Adam “Funny.”

God “It’s not even Lent.”

Adam “touche”